I was talking to a few girlfriends over the holiday about our male conquests.  What made me laugh to the point of a splitting headache was my bff recalling how she dumped her ex boyfriend because his cock was small.  The fact she sipped her wine, casually talking about his inadequacy, had us all in uproar. It was something to the effect, “I just got tired of him humping his life away while I thought of what color to paint my nails.”

Is Your Cock Small

Some of you are clueless and think your cock is ok.  Just because your wife or girlfriend is “playing nice” doesn’t give you a get out of jail free card hun.  Can you fill out the crotch of your boxers?  Do you jerk off with your thumb and forefinger more so than your hand?  Ever watch porn and fantasize his long, hard, ten inch penis is actually yours?  As I think about it, do you want to suck his penis?  Meh, that’s another story. *giggle*

Your Ex Dumped You Because Your Cock Is Small

Of course in the divorce proceedings, she said it was irreconcilable differences.  I would have to agree considering having a small dick is nothing to debate.  You were born inadequate and pretty much less of a man.  All those nights she had a headache, or her book was too good to put down, or she had PMS for 11 nights in a row.  Pretty obvious now, eh, short guy?  Here it is.  You thought your cock being small was something acceptable?  Not even.  When you were dating she figured, “why not? I’m in love with him.”  Years later she dreads you climbing on top, placing that clit against hers.  Mean? Nope. Just honest 🙂

What Can I do with a Small Cock

Well, for one I’m glad you’ve accepted your small cock situation.  Walking around in denial certainly only complicates things.  Some of you may not be on your way to divorce and your wife cuckolds you, cheats on you, has a lesbian lover, or all of the above.  Kudos to her if so!  The question is what can you do with a small cock?  Nothing. Like, seriously, who wants the little thing? I don’t!  I love a guy with a huge meaty cock.  Hmm, here is an idea.  Why not become a sissy and wear frilly panties since you have a clit or have your small penis locked in chastity while a sexy mistress, such as myself, keeps the key?

 

Tempted?