All cocks aren’t created equal. What? You actually thought different? You can’t possibly believe that. I can say personally, if I were a guy, I’d feel like a 0 on a scale of 1-10 if my cock was small. What is a small penis you ask? Oh, that’s easy. Go to the store and buy a box of magnum condoms. I bet you are flustered at the thought hmm, but why is that?
Small Penis in a Magnum Condom
So you have the condom? Great. Now put it on. Is it baggy on your little guy? Or, do you fill the entire condom with pure grade A cock beef? I doubt it. Can you imagine things getting hot and heavy with a chick you’re dating, and she has a drawer full of magnums? It’s kind of like indirectly saying all guys she sleeps with MUST size up. What will you do? Admit you have a small penis, or eat her pussy hoping she forgets?
Men with a Small Penis Eat a lot of Pussy
When your dick is small, you have to find other ways to make a woman happy sexually. The number one move a lot of tiny soldier guys make is becoming an expert at eating pussy. There are also a great handful who are Casanovas of foreplay, but what in the heck does this have to do with having a huge cock to fill a tight love tunnel? You still don’t size up, little man. All of that clit licking tends to get boring after awhile. Just ask your wife.
Your Wife Cheats on You because of Your Small Penis
She married you because, hey, you’re a nice guy. You have a great job and, well, you can eat pussy. Ever notice that when you take out the trash for a week straight, without her yelling about it, she gives you sex? Considering she only fucks you a few times a month, you can’t wait to climb on top and be the man you desperately try to aspire to be for a few minutes. Gee, there is a lot going on in that last statement. Let me go over that again. You get laid, and then you don’t last long because, well, your small penis isn’t enough for her. OH, come on! Don’t be silly. You haven’t noticed the difference in how her vagina feels? She isn’t as tight these days, right? While you hump your life away, she doesn’t feel a thing. I hate to tell you this, but your best friend is more up to her speed.
Stay tuned for the next blog and you’ll see what I mean by that.
Yes and my wife keeps the Hitachi in her nightstand…before we even start having sex she hands it to me and says ‘here plug this in first’. Now what does that tell you? I don’t even have a chance, that’s what. LOL
LOL…smart girl. (hitachi wand)
I have come to believe nearly all women think about size. As a guy you always overhear girls talking about it. It has always seemed to me that girls esteem endowed guys. I think when you are small (not just average but actually small) – the girl knows it and it plays into the relationship – even if it is only a friendship and not romantic. When you are small and the topic of size comes up with girls – your reaction is to “get quiet” but I think girls must notice that. In college it often seemed that girls “knew” who the little and big guys were. It’s like they could tell without seeing.
Believe or not men fret about penis size and especially length they become obsessed. And because they are so concerned about the length of their penises, they wish for ‘just a couple of inches more’. Don’t worry guys if you don’t measure up they’re sex toys substitutes.
I think so too. Most guys are so self conscious wondering if they “size up”
I always laugh when I ask my callers how big their dicks are and they are sheepish about a small number, but they call it ‘average’. Oh, I’ll let you know what’s average, sweetheart! Little shrimp clits can’t be hidden, and a Mistress will always point it out! Leave the sex to the real men, and accept your role as cock fluffer and creampie slurper! Don’t be surprised if your wife seems a little more stretched as time goes on….others are ruining what could have been yours if you were only a man!
LOL right? It’s the denial that makes it so funny.